Well, I wounded my foot as a result of things magically appearing where I would not expect them. One of those hair holder things (sorry don't know the name as I am lacking in hair and it is generally worn by females) was laying on the ground pokey side up. Suffice to say, that is magically got embedded into my heel. Which hurt. A lot.
Sigh.
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This is sad. I'm actually sitting here trying to think of what on earth kind of "hair holder things" have "pokey sides" that could wound you. This is two minutes of my life that I'll never get back.
I once stepped on the broken off volume dial from someone's smashed walkman, if it makes you feel any better. The jagged tipped metal axle pierced through the bottom of my shoe and stabbed into my heal as I was hurrying to catch a bus. I limped a good twenty feet or more and up onto the bus before I could sit down and contemplate why there was suddenly this grey plastic circle stuck to my shoe that was causing me pain.
Now somebody needs to tell us how they got shot once, and what wusses we are.
Aww. She's made it to the trying to kill you stage. That's soooo cute!
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